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      <image:caption>“I am the center of the Universe… The world revolves around me… I am the most important person ever to live… I am the center of all that was, is, and ever shall be… Namaste.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just begin. It’s really that simple! What are you waiting for? Go buy your followers right now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A nice photo at the edge of a cliff can be a great way to make people think you are both humble and awesome. The ambiguous point-into-the-distance is always a nice touch. And if the photo is from far enough away, it doesn’t even have to be of you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s a nice jaguar photo. To enhance the effect, you might include a quote like, “I awaken the power within me,” or, “Jaguar, son of T’Challa, pray for us.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When in doubt, a nice photo of hands typing on a Macbook Pro can conjure a sense of productivity, which people often think they need coaching on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the trees of the forest sing the hymns of your Divine Soul. May everyone realize how awesome I am.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Plot is currently unknown, but speculation abounds that it will follow a Russian crime syndicate who controls an inter-dimensional wormhole through which Bond must ride an exploding Tesla in pursuit of the Japanese agents who stole secret files hidden inside the architecture of the mind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When asked to comment, Bay replied, "Vroom vroom vroom, fast fast, Megan Fox. Vroom."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Darn. I guess our hope of a spinoff involving Disney and Marvel characters exploring a surreal psychosphere of depravity and sexual perversion will never see the light of day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A trailer about another trailer? Wow, that's deep, just like Inception.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - john boyega dumped when his date found out he was in star wars.</image:title>
      <image:caption>She feared the residual criticism that would lead to his inevitable destiny of becoming the next Jake Lloyd.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Vin Diesel promises great things in the future of Groot, maybe even a Groot spinoff movie.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes!  After all these years, we will finally get a movie series about a humanoid tree alien who can hardly speak.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - ewan mcgregor's christopher robin will be adult businessman who has lost sense of imagination and wonder.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just call it Hook 2 and stop acting like we're fucking stupid.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Guy Ritchie (Snatch) to direct live-action version of aladdin.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Disney proves they have officially replaced ideas with formulas proven to steal people's money. What a heist plot!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - James Gunn will return to direct third Guardians movie.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Most likely, the film will have roughly the same plot and cast as the first two, but with a higher budget.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Jeff goldblum will appear in jurassic world sequel.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The question everyone is asking: will his reclined, exposed torso make a cameo?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Jon Favreau is doing a live action Lion King Remake.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The basic premise is that turning a beloved cartoon into a live action remake is a market Hollywood has yet to exploit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Well over 20 marvel characters will appear in avengers: Infinity War.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russo Brothers hope such an overwhelming cast will make people forget how dumb this movie's title is. If not, at least it will help them forget how dumb the plot will be.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Billy Eichner and Seth Rogan might play Timon and Pumbaa in Lion King remake.</image:title>
      <image:caption>More than likely, Nathan Lane was never asked to reprise his role, but if he was, he probably said, "Fuck that and fuck you!"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Sony is developing a biopic film about WWE's Vince McMahon.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The hope is that Sony also develops spin off series about Stone Cold and the Undertaker and create a whole WWE cinematic universe.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Avatar 2 Delayed Until 2020.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cameron’s logic: it will take that long for people to forget how much they hated the first one once someone decided it was a Pocahontas knock-off and everyone hopped on the bandwagon.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Chris Pratt says Suicide Squad flopped because of too many characters.</image:title>
      <image:caption>In reality, the failure to make a convoluted web of spin offs and sequels led to Suicide Squad's poor performance.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Classic video game Rampage is being turned into a 2018 feature film.   </image:title>
      <image:caption>The logic is that since video games with actual plots become such great films, an arcade game that is literally plot-less will be even better.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>News - Alien: Covenant uses john denver's "country roads" in newest trailer.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sources say this is because it is a road movie, with Michael Fassbender's "Walter" android serving as a propaganda-fueled allegory for self-driving vehicles.</image:caption>
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