9 Reasons Dr. Ian Malcolm Is Superior To Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park
It’s quite clear that Dr. Malcolm is the superior male doctor of Jurassic Park, and here are nine of the main reasons why.
Read MoreAvengers: Endgame As Seen By A Non-Marvel Fanboy
I decided to see Avengers: Endgame without having seen basically any films of the MCU, to see if I could figure out what the heck was happening, and because I had nothing better to do.
Read MoreLiam: The True Hero Of The Big Lebowski
We often hear how amazing The Dude is, how hilarious Walter is, and how absurd The Jesus is. We don’t hear often enough about the true hero of The Big Lebowski: Liam O’Brien.
Read More12 Reasons The Goonies Is Really About Sex
We all know and love The Goonies, a classic film about childhood wonder, pirates, and a fat kid flapping around his doughy belly. What we don’t all know is that The Goonies is actually about sex.
Read MoreWhat Jurassic World 3 Better Be About
The Jurassic Park (and World) franchise has inspired children since the early 1990s. Here are TEN things that better be in Jurassic World 3. Or else!
Read MoreRevisiting Newman's Death Scene From Jurassic Park
We all know and love Jurassic Park, and one of the main reasons we love it is because of Newman’s death scene.
Read More7 Reasons Darth Maul Rules
In this piece, we at General Snobbery shall consider 7 reasons why Darth Maul continues to rule today, nearly twenty years after his red and black face became known to the world.
Read More5 Reasons Inception Really Sucks
A lot of people speak loudly their belief that Inception is awesome. There are many problems with this claim, but the main problem is when we look closely, we realize that Inception really sucks.
Read MoreQueer Eye for the Jedi
The relationship between the Star Wars films and their queer fans is not exactly a love affair--it’s more unrequited than that. Fans of Star Wars produce tons of queer fanfic and gender-bending fan art everyday; but the Star Wars film franchise has refused to return the love.
Read More5 Reasons the Jurassic Park lawyer sucks
His name is Donald Gennaro, and he is the lawyer who represents “the investors” in John Hammond’s theme park called Jurassic Park. From the moment we meet him, we know he is a shithead.
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