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#86: The Jurassic Park Super Bowl Commercial
April 8, 2026
#86: The Jurassic Park Super Bowl Commercial
April 8, 2026

Greetings, Listener. Today on General Snobbery, we discuss the biggest hot-button issue of the current age: the Jurassic Park Super Bowl commercial. At the time of posting, the commercial is about four months old, but given the fact the commercial has crossed half a million views on YouTube, it’s become clear the impact is not receding. Well, your tireless wait for your Internet’s preeminent Jurassic Park scholars to dissect the commercial is finally over. Tune into this new episode to hear us discuss bad CGI, Coach Yoast, general hatred of Xfinity, Newman, purple Josh Brolin, who would win in a fight between Ridley Scott and James Cameron, the latest conspiracies regarding Robert Muldoon, and, of course, Samuel L. Jackson’s severed arm. Enjoy, and keep on Jurassic Parkin’. 

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April 8, 2026
#85: Jurassic World Rebirth: HWhat a Bad Movie
September 30, 2025
#85: Jurassic World Rebirth: HWhat a Bad Movie
September 30, 2025

Hey Listener, we’re back! And we’re here to snob about a movie that nobody saw, Jurassic World: Rebirth. This is a very bad movie. There are dinosaurs, there are deaths, and there are many characters that you forget about the second you meet them. This is a movie that should not exist. And yet, it does, therefore we snobbed about it. Does it have anything to do with the previous movies? Basically not. Does it have anything to say about life in general? Nope. Is it so boring that one half of General Snobbery fell asleep shortly into the second act? You bet. So tune in for some good ole snobbery on a movie you’ve never seen and probably never will, because we can promise you this podcast is way more entertaining than this piece of crap movie.

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September 30, 2025
#84: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny ('s Child)
July 18, 2023
#84: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny ('s Child)
July 18, 2023

Today we snob about Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It’s the best podcast you’ll ever hear. Listen to it now!

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July 18, 2023
#83: Jurassic World: Infinity (Dominion)
July 24, 2022
#83: Jurassic World: Infinity (Dominion)
July 24, 2022

In this episode, we talk about Jurassic World: Dominion, a movie that a lot of people saw and nearly as many people have already completely forgotten.

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July 24, 2022
#82: Jurassic World Dominion Preview: Why It Will Suck, And How It Could Suck Less
June 16, 2022
#82: Jurassic World Dominion Preview: Why It Will Suck, And How It Could Suck Less
June 16, 2022

How have we come to this…

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June 16, 2022
#81: Predator: Buff Dudes vs. A Mean Alien
May 22, 2021
#81: Predator: Buff Dudes vs. A Mean Alien
May 22, 2021
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May 22, 2021
#80: Movie Dads!
December 29, 2020
#80: Movie Dads!
December 29, 2020

Here’s a celebration of movie dads, and anything else we thought about in association. Enjoy, listener!

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December 29, 2020
#79: The Legend of Bagger Vance and Angry Dads
November 4, 2020
#79: The Legend of Bagger Vance and Angry Dads
November 4, 2020
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November 4, 2020
#78: Twister
October 28, 2020
#78: Twister
October 28, 2020
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October 28, 2020
#77: Lake Placid
August 3, 2020
#77: Lake Placid
August 3, 2020
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August 3, 2020
#76: Mel Gibson's Apocalypto and Life Coaches
May 4, 2020
#76: Mel Gibson's Apocalypto and Life Coaches
May 4, 2020
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May 4, 2020
#75: The Happening
April 13, 2020
#75: The Happening
April 13, 2020
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April 13, 2020
#74: Avatar: Let's Tar
March 27, 2020
#74: Avatar: Let's Tar
March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020
#73: Altered States
March 18, 2020
#73: Altered States
March 18, 2020
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March 18, 2020
#72: Forged in Fire and Ancient Aliens | Masculinity and Conspiracy
June 8, 2019
#72: Forged in Fire and Ancient Aliens | Masculinity and Conspiracy
June 8, 2019
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June 8, 2019
#71: Ready Player One: A Dumb Movie
March 7, 2019
#71: Ready Player One: A Dumb Movie
March 7, 2019
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March 7, 2019
#70: Total Recall (Is Better Than Inception)
February 5, 2019
#70: Total Recall (Is Better Than Inception)
February 5, 2019
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February 5, 2019
#69: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs: The Coen Brothers on Stories and Death in the Wild West
December 20, 2018
#69: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs: The Coen Brothers on Stories and Death in the Wild West
December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018
#68: Darth Maul and Airplane!
November 18, 2018
#68: Darth Maul and Airplane!
November 18, 2018
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November 18, 2018
#67: The Heart of Burning Man
September 18, 2018
#67: The Heart of Burning Man
September 18, 2018
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September 18, 2018
#66: The Goonies and Sex (Thanks, Freud!)
September 11, 2018
#66: The Goonies and Sex (Thanks, Freud!)
September 11, 2018
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September 11, 2018
#65: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
August 14, 2018
#65: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
August 14, 2018
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August 14, 2018
#64: The Prestige: Bale v. Hackman
May 31, 2018
#64: The Prestige: Bale v. Hackman
May 31, 2018
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May 31, 2018
#63: Anaconda: Jon Voight of Paraguay in the Amazon
May 8, 2018
#63: Anaconda: Jon Voight of Paraguay in the Amazon
May 8, 2018
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May 8, 2018
#62: Blue Velvet
April 26, 2018
#62: Blue Velvet
April 26, 2018
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April 26, 2018
#61: The Waterboy: Adam Sandler Tackles Colonel Sanders
March 26, 2018
#61: The Waterboy: Adam Sandler Tackles Colonel Sanders
March 26, 2018
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March 26, 2018
#60: Rick and Morty: Mr. Poopybutthole and Fascist Assholes
February 21, 2018
#60: Rick and Morty: Mr. Poopybutthole and Fascist Assholes
February 21, 2018
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February 21, 2018
#59: The Last Jedi: Skywalker, Rian Johnson, and the Tit Monster
January 30, 2018
#59: The Last Jedi: Skywalker, Rian Johnson, and the Tit Monster
January 30, 2018
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January 30, 2018
#58: Forrest Gump
January 19, 2018
#58: Forrest Gump
January 19, 2018
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January 19, 2018
#57: The Santa Clause/Jingle All The Way
December 25, 2017
#57: The Santa Clause/Jingle All The Way
December 25, 2017
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December 25, 2017

 

 
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Enoch vs. Kuato: Battle of the Babies from Nightmare Alley and Total Recall

Enoch and Kuato are the two greatest movie babies of all time. Which one is better? Read on to find out!

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9 Reasons Dr. Ian Malcolm Is Superior To Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park
9 Reasons Dr. Ian Malcolm Is Superior To Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park

It’s quite clear that Dr. Malcolm is the superior male doctor of Jurassic Park, and here are nine of the main reasons why.

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Avengers: Endgame As Seen By A Non-Marvel Fanboy
Avengers: Endgame As Seen By A Non-Marvel Fanboy

I decided to see Avengers: Endgame without having seen basically any films of the MCU, to see if I could figure out what the heck was happening, and because I had nothing better to do. 

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Liam: The True Hero Of The Big Lebowski
Liam: The True Hero Of The Big Lebowski

We often hear how amazing The Dude is, how hilarious Walter is, and how absurd The Jesus is. We don’t hear often enough about the true hero of The Big Lebowski: Liam O’Brien.

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12 Reasons The Goonies Is Really About Sex
12 Reasons The Goonies Is Really About Sex

We all know and love The Goonies, a classic film about childhood wonder, pirates, and a fat kid flapping around his doughy belly. What we don’t all know is that The Goonies is actually about sex.

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What Jurassic World 3 Better Be About
What Jurassic World 3 Better Be About

The Jurassic Park (and World) franchise has inspired children since the early 1990s. Here are TEN things that better be in Jurassic World 3.  Or else!

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Revisiting Newman's Death Scene From Jurassic Park
Revisiting Newman's Death Scene From Jurassic Park

We all know and love Jurassic Park, and one of the main reasons we love it is because of Newman’s death scene.

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7 Reasons Darth Maul Rules
7 Reasons Darth Maul Rules

In this piece, we at General Snobbery shall consider 7 reasons why Darth Maul continues to rule today, nearly twenty years after his red and black face became known to the world.

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5 Reasons Inception Really Sucks
5 Reasons Inception Really Sucks

A lot of people speak loudly their belief that Inception is awesome. There are many problems with this claim, but the main problem is when we look closely, we realize that Inception really sucks.

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Queer Eye for the Jedi
Queer Eye for the Jedi

The relationship between the Star Wars films and their queer fans is not exactly a love affair--it’s more unrequited than that. Fans of Star Wars produce tons of queer fanfic and gender-bending fan art everyday; but the Star Wars film franchise has refused to return the love.

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